!Magister Kaiena:

Ha, you must be crazy! You don't know the difference between an Elf and a Dark Elf, or a Human and an Orc! I'll bet you don't even know the difference between a Fighter and a Mystic! Do you know how to read? Or can you see the word 'Magister' written right here? Why are you bothering me?

I already have so many problems, I mean, my Master whines about a bad dream he had, golems rampaging about, eye balls flying around, the Sea of Spores is expanding every day, Mitraell is locked up somewhere, I am terribly overworked, and now the sun is shining in my eyes and some weird fellow comes up and asks 'Will you teach me magic?'

Please leave me alone! By the way, if you are a cleric, you are definately in the wrong place.